A rare missive from the ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN regarding recent events appertaining to our troublesome wards, CARDIACS!

Astonishing rumours have reached the ever vigilant ears of our many and varied bona fide representatives countrywide that there has been a, some might say, considerable groundswell of appreciation for the recent public appearances of said musical minstrels.

It is heartwarming to say the least that, as often stated by the ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN, YOUR LOYALTY DEMANDS a full attendance at each and every extravaganza that we at the ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN might decide to treat you to and it warms our hearts that so many of you heeded the call and proved, beyond any doubt, that your loyalty and devotion are truly above and beyond considered norms.

To all who answered the call…three cheers! Hip Hip! Hip Hip! Hip Hip!

It is hoped that this will long continue and will be more than evident in attendance at the following gala performances:

June 2nd Primavera, Barcelona, Spain
August 19th Arctangent Festival, nr Bristol UK

Meanwhile, CARDIACS themselves have been ‘dropped off’ at The Corbin Facility and, it is hoped, are getting themselves ready for these upcoming ordeals.

Venue upgrades for Glasgow and Manchester.

Owing to the overwhelming demand for tickets - and the runaway success of Cardiacs’ long awaited new album ‘LSD’ - the unwavering benevolence of THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN has deemed it appropriate at this time to ‘upgrade’ TWO of the venues on the forthcoming jaunt up country, to larger capacity shows, so as to allow YOU to avail yourself of this generous opportunity of extra tickets should you have missed out on in the rush.
Manchester’s performance will now take place at the princely ‘Albert Hall’.

Glasgow’s show will now take place at Queen Margaret Union, hereafter known as the QMU.

There will be NO change to the London venue at this time

Your loyalty demands swift action on this arrangement as they are sure to sell quickly and nobody loves a sluggard or stop-a-bed do they?

PLEASE NOTE

There will be NO support slots at these shows.

With respect,

The Alphabet Business Concern

So are YOU in it?

Cardiacs will be sliding their tentative toes back into the turbulent live music pool on these dates.

Presale tickets for YOUsletter family tomorrow. General sale from Friday.

So are YOU in it?

The Alphabet Business Concern has most generously commissioned some very special bona fide associates to host listening parties the length and breadth of the land for YOUR exclusive entertainment and to allow YOU a cheeky preview IN PERSON of the forthcoming Cardiacs album, LSD, before it is officially released on September 19th 2025.

Four excellent live bands have been secured to prepare you for the audio experience of your life and each event will be fully-transistorised and synchronised to start and finish at the same time so no-one 'gets the jump' on their friends and bragging rights are kept to an acceptable minimum.

Use your eyes and LOOK BELOW for details of said events. These are going to be popular so we recommend early interaction to secure your place and avoid fretful disappointment.