I once saw Bill Drake kick the door of a car.
I once saw Jim polishing his bass.
I once saw Jon Poole being sick on stage.
I once saw Christian Hayes wearing a Karate outfit.
I once saw David Murder and Matthew Cutts pack up all of Cardiacs’ equipment in ten minutes. Including Tim Quy’s marimba!
I once saw little Sarah try to smash up her saxophone.
I once saw the keyboard player out of Marillion have a blub because their fans were throwing batteries and lit cigarettes at us.
I once saw The Consultant give a bunch of flowers to a caretaker who was trying to throw Cardiacs off stage.
I once pretended to tell a man who was making us hurry up to fuck off.
I spilled the beans.